Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Tales from the Motherland-African Gremlins a.k.a”Tokoloshes”

Anyone from Africa, particularly Southern Africa will be familiar with the tokoloshe and even the non-believers will have their beds elevated on bricks just to be sure that the dwarf like tokoloshe can’t reach them while they sleep.

Once the ‘tokoloshe’ is explained to non-Africans they soon recognize this creature. He is the European version of a goblin, gremlin, leprechaun, water sprite, faerie or demon. Whenever something goes awry it is the tokoloshe who is to blame. The tokoloshe is a short, hairy, dwarf-like creature controlled by witches, from Bantu folklore. It is a mischievous and evil spirit that can become invisible by swallowing a special pebble.

Spiteful people who want to cause trouble for others call upon Tokoloshes. At it’s least harmful a tokoloshe can be used to scare children, but its power extends to causing illness and even death upon the victim.

The way to get rid of a tokoloshe is to call in the n’anga or witch doctor who has the power to banish him from the area. Witch doctors make a magical substance from the body of a dead tokolosh, which makes the tokoloshe visible and paralyzes him, allowing the witch doctor to kill him. This special medicine is sold throughout Africa as protection against tokoloshes and it leaves a cold mark on the skin where it is rubbed in.

Although the tokoloshe  is seen as an imaginary creature created by village elders to scare children or as just a part of the rich vivid African folklore, every year cases of the doings of the tokoloshi and crimes in the name of tokoloshe are reported, many with deadly outcomes.

According to Theodore Petrus, anthropology researcher and lecturer at Nelson Mandela Metropolitan University, traditional magic and superstition have always formed an integral part of South Africa’s indigenous folktales, in which the tokoloshe is a common and significant character. Belief in witchcraft, perpetuated through myths and stories passed on from one generation to the next is widespread among most African communities. Those in rural areas “with less access to technology and a modernized lifestyle” focused more on supernatural explanations for illnesses and misfortunes.

Even today many rural and urban people still believe in the power of these mischievous and sometimes evil spirits. An example of this can be seen in a report in a Zimbabwean monthly newspaper, ‘Vic-Falls News’, which reported that counselors at an AIDS workshop have agreed that evil spirits called “tokoloshes” probably spread the HIV virus by sexually abusing women during the night. Believers raise their beds on bricks to prevent tokoloshes, tiny spirits less than three feet tall with only one buttock and an extraordinarily long penis slung over the shoulder, from climbing up and getting under the sheets beside them.

As with European witchcraft and evil spirits, motion pictures have been made about tokoloshes, ‘Tokoloshe, the Evil Spirit’ was made in 1971, and more recently, ‘A Reasonable Man’, a film about a man who was tried for killing a child in the belief that the child was a tokoloshe.
So when in doubt get those bricks out and raise the bed cause you never know if a tokoloshe might decide to pay you a visit!

"For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms." Eph 6:12

Love,Peace and Bloody-coated hugs

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Hell Hath No Fury

Never ever underestimate the power of a women below are the 5 most horrific acts of women on their cheating spouses. Guys an advance warning the closer you get to 1 the more horrific these acts are and reading this may hurt you more psychologically than us so read with caution lol. Enjoy! J
After Oyinda Ojofeitimi from Queens found out that her husband Emmanuel Ojofeitimi of many years was cheating on him in an act of anger and revenge she poured boiling water on her husband’s groin while he was still asleep. He was escorted out of the home on a stretcher.


Three woman exacted a painful revenge on a cheating husband who they discovered was sleeping with them all, they superglued his private parts to his stomach. The plan was set up by the man’s wife who found out that he was cheating on her with as many as 5 women.
 The attack took place after Therese Ziemann,47, lured the husband to a motel in Chilton, Wisconsin, with the promise of a massage.

The husband voluntarily allowed himself to be tied to the bed and blindfolded.As he lay prone on the bed, Ziemann opened the motel room door and two other women, Wendy Sewell,44, and Michelle Belliveau,43, burst in.
According to a police report the man's underpants were cut off with a pair of scissors and a tube of superglue squirted over his most sensitive body part. Mr Davis was finally released after he started screaming, and police say the women fled with his mobile phone, wallet and car. 


A girl found out that her long-time boyfriend was cheating on her so in a vicious act of revenge she lured the guy to the bedroom tied him to the bed and took off his pants then excused herself from the room and when she came back everything was not as rosy as the guy thought because she threw a pot of hot grease on his private parts. The man experienced third degree burns to his family jewels. Now if you want to see the photo of this atrocious event click here nasty.jpg but BE WARNED the photo is VERY graphic and disturbing so click at your own risk.


a Russian woman did the unthinkable after learning that her boyfriend intended to leave her for another woman, the girl tied several firecrackers to his private parts and exploded them.
The 33 year old victim, named Alik D, had lived with the woman whose name is Kira V. for about two years but when Kira started suggesting that they should marry, Alik refused and said that he would rather return to his first wife with whom he had a son.
But Alik made one near FATAL mistake. Instead of packing up his stuff and just leaving, he agreed to have Kira make him a farewell dinner. *IDIOT*.

During the large meal, Kira continued to feed the guy liquor and after some heavy drinking, Alik fell asleep. Kira then reportedly tied several firecrackers to Alik’s penis and exploded them. 
Alik was rushed to intensive care where doctors are fighting for his life. Kira faces 12 years in prison for her crime.

  1. *Drumroll* the award for the most horrific act on a spouse goes to…Catherine Becker.

A woman named Catherine Becker was arrested for drugging her husband , cutting off his penis and throwing it into the garbage disposal because she was angry about an impending divorce.
She is said to have made her husband dinner at their California home on a Monday night and put an unknown poison or drug in the food to make him pass out. When he woke up, he was tied to a bed and could not move while his wife took a 10 inch knife to his genitalia before throwing the organ into the garbage disposal and turning it on. When ambulances arrived they found her husband bleeding from his crotch and for those who might be wondering yes he actually did survive the attack but now will forever look like a Ken doll.

I guess it is true “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned”

Love,Peace and Bloody-coated hugs

Monday, August 8, 2011

Ten reasons why zombies make better boyfriends

Ok so maybe zombies are really slow, super retarded hence the high probability they will forget to pick you up from somewhere and yes on the hotness scale they are in the negatives but that doesn't mean they wouldn't make great boyfriends and these are my reasons why:

10. You will NEVER have to worry about any shady woman trying to get your man! He will be yours and yours only.

9. If he stares at other woman you will never have to worry that it's because he is checking them out but rather the fact that he finds them delectable and would love to tear their limbs. Hey better her than you right?!

8. He will NEVER interrupt you when you go on and on talking about how your day was or what a biatch a fellow co-worker is, instead he will just stare and listen mostly because he doesn't have the brain capacity to reply but hey every woman wants an empty vessel to vent to.

7. Your parents will approve of him 100% (mostly out of fear of being eaten if they disagree)

6.If you ever have an argument with him he will never talk back and will always agree with what you have to say (like i said dude doesn't have too many brain cells so he can't)

5. He will always dress in the way you like your boyfriends to be dressed, well mostly because you will have to dress him but that means you have complete stylist control and I'm sure every woman has a mini Rachel Zoe in them :)
Aint nothing sexier than your boo in a suit! ;)

4. He is not too overprotective only when other zombies are around.

3. Since he doesn't have the cognitive ability to disagree with you this means you will have COMPLETE remote-control control! So you and your booboo can watch all the episodes of Desperate Housewives without a tad bit of complaining from your significant other.

2. You won't have to constantly worry about trying to impress him with the way you dress and look because i mean really look at him it doesn't take that much to impress a guy like this:

1. Lastly ladies you will finally have a man who truly loves you more for your brains rather than superficial things like your body and that i know for sure is every woman's wish and desire!

Monday, August 1, 2011

Leave it to the French to have the most Evil Serial Killer of all time

Gilles de Rais

Gilles de Montmorency-Laval (1404-1440) is considered to be a precursor to the modern serial killer. He was a Breton knight, a leader in the French army who fought alongside Joan of Arc. He was the first recorded serial killer accused and convicted of raping, torturing and ultimately murdering up to 200 children who were mainly boys in the 1430's.
In his youth he was married to an extremely wealthy heiress and lived a life of extravagance and debauchery. When his funds began to dwindle and he could no longer support his lifestyle he turned to alchemy. When that didn’t work, a certain Francisco Prelati who was an Italian priest, suggested that he offer children as human sacrifices to help him plead to a demon called “Baron” to turn common metals to gold.

Rais lured children mainly boys with the promise that all he wanted to do was play with them. Once he got them to his chateau Rais hung his victims with ropes from a hook to prevent the child from crying out loud, then he raped, tortured and masturbated over the child. Afterwards it was either Rais's cousin Gilles de Sillé or Gilles' bodyservants Poitou and Henriet who killed the child. The victims were killed by decapitation, cutting of their throats, dismemberment, or breaking of their necks with a stick. A short, thick, double-edged sword called a braquemard was kept at hand for the murders.
 According to Poitou, Rais disdained the victim’s sexual organs, and took “infinitely more pleasure in debauching himself in this manner…than in using their natural orifice, in the normal manner."

In his own confession, Gilles testified that “when the said children were dead, he kissed them and those who had the most handsome limbs and heads he held up to admire them, and had their bodies cruelly cut open and took delight at the sight of their inner organs; and very often when the children were dying he sat on their stomachs and took pleasure in seeing them die and laughed…”(Source)

Rais greatest pleasure of all was weltering in the childrens blood, his servants would stab the child in the jugular vein and let the blood flow over him while he sat in a bathtub. 

Some sources say that after Rais murdered a child he would feel so guilty that he would plead and pray to God for forgiveness but while he kneeled and prayed his servants burned the body and clothes of the victim in  Rais room in his fireplace and it is said he inhaled these fumes with delight. On 26 October Rais and his accomplices were executioned by hanging and burning.

On my mini-break while writting this blogpost i did this really cool quiz of " What kind of serial killer would you be?" this was my final result:

You're a planner. You'd carefully plot each murder, and carry it out methodically. You'll kill them in one location and move them to another later, and you'll study up your forensic science. The good news is, you're much harder to catch. You'll have a specific reason to kill. You'll target a specific group, like prostitutes or members of a minority, and you'll believe their deaths are justified on the grounds that you're "cleansing" the earth of that particular kind of people. You'll think you're helping society.
Uhm WOW okeeey good to know lol! here is the link to that quiz:

After that i did another "Which famous serial killer are you most like?" quiz, here were my results:

Charles Manson
You are Charles Manson...You are a free spirit who has very strong personal beliefs...You are a very convincing person which is why so many lost souls allowed themselves to be brainwashed by you...You are truly a deranged individual.

Hahaha I didnt need a quiz to tell me im deranged i knew that from the get-go!

Here is the link to that quiz:

So what are your thoughts on the most evil serial killer Rais? Also if you have the time please do try out the quizzes there so much fun to do and if you do please post your results in the comment box below, i would love to find out just how evil you guys are!

To end this blogpost with a BANG below check out the song "It's a wonderful night for murder" by the kickass Alternative Psychological Horror rock band Bad Action who come from Manchester England (click this BadActionmusic to PLEASE follow them on twitter) plus this really banging video was done by the awesomely talented Linda from Slippery When Wet. Also the clown you will see in the vid is called Johnny and is portrayed in Bad Action's music but don't be afraid he only hurts bad boys and girls ;). I think its a great way to end off this blog post hope you enjoy it as much as i do....

Love,Peace and Bloody-coated hugs