OPTION 1:
You will need: x5 Black candles
x1 Burnt knotted shoelace
x1 Head of a pure white goat
x2 feathers from a dodo bird
x1 chalice filled with a mixture of dragon blood and bleach
x1 sheet of quality parchment paper
What to do:
Go into an isolated room were you are by yourself. Take some black paint left over from a previous ritual and paint a pentagram on the ground. Then light and place the black candles on each point of the pentagram and place the head of the goat in the middle of the pentagram. Now accessorize and place the feathers in your hair. On the parchment paper write this chant:
"Oh dear Pixie even though your awesomeness is too much for me to handle,would you please grace me with your presence and let a mere minion like me communicate with such a Horror Diva such like yourself"
While chanting this drink the concoction in the chalice and I may just make an appearance in your room!
Side Note: I will not be held responsible for any furniture destroyed by paint including but not limited to carpets,hardwood floors or tiles. To the farmers out there I will not be held responsible for any headless pure white goats. Lastly I will also not be held responsible for any stomach pumping hospital bills or possible deaths caused by this ritual.
Option 2:
I have opened up a new e-mail account for this blog because I just love keeping in touch with you all. So if you have any questions, suggestions or whatever don't hesitate to e-mail me and I will try my best to get back to you.
Here it is: pixieshorrorgalore@gmail.com
I have a Twitter account as well:
Twitter name: Pixieshorror
Link: http://twitter.com/#!/
So you can follow me on there and find out whenever I have posted things on this blog and just other personal rambles.
I have also added a Shoutbox on my blog right below where my profile is, on there you can leave me any Shout outs and if i happen to be online at the same time we can chat!
So there you go my loves if you ever need me those are the ways to get a hold of me besides commenting on posts. Oh by the way I am not Dr.Phill or Oprah so please do not send me messages asking me to solve lifelong psychological problems cause I'm still in the process of solving my own. :)
Side-note: For legal, health and my inability to astral travel and pop up on request purposes I propose you go with Option 2
Love,Peace and Sugar-coated hugs
Pixie
I should read that post to the end. Email is far easier. I tried the candle/goat/parchment thing, and I all I managed to do was set my office on fire. (At least I will have goat meat for the next couple of weeks, so I guess nothing's so bad it isn't good for something.)
ReplyDeleteBAHAHAHAHAHA maybe i should've put the email thing as option 1..but hey didn't you get the memo the burnt office look is soooo in this season, so all is not lost. Plus now you have an excuse not to go to work :P
ReplyDeleteHaha, I'm going with option #2! :) It sounds much less messy...
ReplyDeleteDarn I could only find 4 black candles...
ReplyDeleteI'll trade 4 black candles for 2 dodo bird feathers.
ReplyDelete@ Justine yeah i think that would be the best decision :)
ReplyDelete@ Bonjour Tristesse oh no worries since you only have 4/5 of the black candles needed then continue wit the ritual and 4/5ths of me will appear hahaha
@ Bunrduro hahaha i think since dodo bird feathers are hard to find by themselves i doubt anyone will take up your offer so i suggest maybe option2?
@Jeremy [izombie] THANK YOU so much for putting my blog on your master list and yes i checked it and my blog does appear there, THANK YOU again!! :)
Hey, I found your blog through other cool horror bloggers so I just wanted to stop by & say hiiii. :D
ReplyDeleteAwwww thanks a bunch i really love your blog as well and hope that thru our mutual love of horror we can become friends :)
ReplyDeleteI'm digging your background!
ReplyDeleteTHANK YOU SO MUCH!!! :D
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