Seriously re-thinking about having children when I'm older!

Why you may ask? because...

 I don't want to end up giving birth to the damn Antichrist, i mean how the hell will i explain that when i reach the pearly white gates of heaven "Saint Peter! My main man! Homie!!! ok before you make your verdict I know this looks bad, so i gave birth to Lucifer? You shouldn't judge, I'm still the same person as before? Right?" :/

 I don't want my baby one night to get feverish and start having convulsions.Then the next day get possessed become evil and turn into a mini serial killer, killing any adult that gets in his/her way. I do not want to be mutilated by my own child i mean excuse me for loving all my limbs in place.

 I do not want to give birth to silver haired red eyed killer alien children posing as humans. Do i really need to explain this one? :/

I don't want to my child to just happen to be born on the night of a total eclipse. Due to the moon and sun blocking Saturn the planet that controls emotions my child ends up being a serial killer and bloody good one at that because who suspects a child for being a serial killer. While other parents show off pictures of their children at soccer matches or their child's' first dance i will have an album full of my child's mug shots??

 "Oh and here is my baby johnny at the Sarpy County Sheriffs Office *sniff sniff* they grow up so fast!"

 I do not want to risk the chance of one day a nuclear plant leak leaking into the same school bus my baby is in and then turns them and other children into murderous zombies with black fingernails, do you know how hard it is removing black from finger nails??!!

I do not want to be on a nice christmas vacation with my child and then for some reason they have decided to turn on me!! aint no way i might spend 12 hours in labour giving birth to you and now your ungratefull lil ass wants too kill me? oh no booboo not today! not today!

I also do not want to end up adopting a sinister murderous child. I mean come on I find it in my heart to adopt you from a crappy orphanage and i bring you into my home, i feed and bath you and now you want to kill my biological children and run off with my husband! where is the love people??

 And lastly i do not want my child to get possessed by some demons.Now i have too deal with your potty  mouth, you scratching my newly polished hardwood floors with demonic symbols, having to change the bed sheets every damn 30 minutes because apparently demons do not have bowel or bladder control and not only that but i have to pay for a priest to come and do an exorcism on you? Oh no that is just way too much stress for me to handle.

So as you can see with all the movies that come out about demon babies do you really blame me for being hesitant on having children?.....What are your thoughts and what is your favorite movie with demonic children?

I'm a couch potato! So what?! Don't Judge!!

Here is a list of all the horror related TV series I'm currently watching and loving and so should you:

Vampire diaries:

Why should you watch this?
emmm hello did you not see the hotness in the series poster above do you really need that much convincing???

 Supernatural:

Why should you watch this?
Because any supernatural related topic you can think of is covered in this totally kickass TV series and you get to see two really hot brothers kicking ass and fighting evil. What more do you want people??!!


True Blood:

Why should you watch this?
The plot is spicy i mean you can never go wrong with a mixture of vampires,witches,werewolves and shape-shifters. Also the women are beautiful and the men are hot so everyone should be pleased..but hands of Eric that vampire is MINE :)

Walking Dead:

Why should you watch this?

Because there are scary zombies in it. Enough said!

Ghost hunters:

Why should you watch this?

Why not?

Ghost Whisperer:

Why should you watch this?

I think the series title is pretty self-explanatory but i really love how freaky and scary these ghost appear to her and how persistent they can be.

 Scare Tactics:

Why should you watch this?

If you don't rush to see this series based solely off the series poster then i really don't know what's wrong with you? lol. As a certified prankster myself this is the best Horror Prank show ever and people who know me be warned i have been jotting down some ideas.....

Love,Peace and Bloody-coated hugs

Pixie

Yes Pixie isn't as fearless as you think

So most people think that with my love of horror movies that I'm pretty much not afraid of anything. Well actually there is this one fear that scares the crap outta me and so here i go with my confession:

Hi everyone! my name is Pixie and I'm an arachnophobe! 

And yes that means I haven't watched the movie Arachnophobia or Tarantula though i did think i would face my fear by watching Eight legged Freaks which was the most STUPID mistake i have EVER made i mean if i can't stand smaller real-life spiders, what would make me like monstrous sized ones. 

To you a spider looks like this:

To me it looks like this:

I don't know if that means i have an overactive imagination but thats how i see them and i can't help it. I always feel that they are about to pounce on me and suck my body dry and i think they know I'm so scared of them because wherever i go they always just seem to appear.My dad always told me not to be afraid of them because I'm actually bigger than them so what is to fear? Well dad here is some food for thought I am bigger than guns,knifes,axes and bombs does that mean I shouldn't be afraid of them too?

I don't care what anyone says i don't think i will get over my fear very soon but hopefully one day i will be able to sit down and watch Arachnophobia without twitching and scratching the skin off my body in fear. So the question for today is what do you fear the most and why?

We are gonna call this Phobias Anonymous, so start off by saying your name and what your phobia is and explain why you fear that particular thing...

Love, Peace and Bloody-coated hugs *decided to change it bloody,sugar sounded too over the top sweet*

Pixie

Wanna talk to me? Here's How....

There are 2 easy options to get into contact with me...

OPTION 1:

You will need: x5 Black candles
                       x1 Burnt knotted shoelace
                       x1 Head of a pure white goat
                       x2 feathers from a dodo bird
                       x1 chalice filled with a mixture of dragon blood and bleach
                       x1 sheet of quality parchment paper

What to do:

Go into an isolated room were you are by yourself. Take some black paint left over from a previous ritual and paint a pentagram on the ground. Then light and place the black candles on each point of the pentagram and place the head of the goat in the middle of the pentagram. Now accessorize and place the feathers in your hair. On the parchment paper write this chant:

"Oh dear Pixie even though your awesomeness is too much for me to handle,would you please grace me with your presence and let a mere minion like me communicate with such a Horror Diva such like yourself"


While chanting this drink the concoction in the chalice and I may just make an appearance in your room!

Side Note: I will not be held responsible for any furniture destroyed by paint including but not limited to carpets,hardwood floors or tiles. To the farmers out there I will not be held responsible for any headless pure white goats. Lastly I will also not be held responsible for any stomach pumping hospital bills or possible deaths caused by this ritual.


Option 2:

I have opened up a new e-mail account for this blog because I just love keeping in touch with you all. So if you have any questions, suggestions or whatever don't hesitate to e-mail me and I will try my best to get back to you.

Here it is: pixieshorrorgalore@gmail.com

I have a Twitter account as well:

Twitter name: Pixieshorror
Link: http://twitter.com/#!/

So you can follow me on there and find out whenever I have posted things on this blog and just other personal rambles.

I have also added a Shoutbox on my blog right below where my profile is, on there you can leave me any Shout outs and if i happen to be online at the same time we can chat!

So there you go my loves if you ever need me those are the ways to get a hold of me besides commenting on posts. Oh by the way I am not Dr.Phill or Oprah so please do not send me messages asking me to solve lifelong psychological problems cause I'm still in the process of solving my own. :)

Side-note: For legal, health and my inability to astral travel and pop up on request purposes I propose you go with Option 2


Love,Peace and Sugar-coated hugs
Pixie