You will need: x5 Black candles
x1 Burnt knotted shoelace
x1 Head of a pure white goat
x2 feathers from a dodo bird
x1 chalice filled with a mixture of dragon blood and bleach
x1 sheet of quality parchment paper
What to do:
Go into an isolated room were you are by yourself. Take some black paint left over from a previous ritual and paint a pentagram on the ground. Then light and place the black candles on each point of the pentagram and place the head of the goat in the middle of the pentagram. Now accessorize and place the feathers in your hair. On the parchment paper write this chant:
"Oh dear Pixie even though your awesomeness is too much for me to handle,would you please grace me with your presence and let a mere minion like me communicate with such a Horror Diva such like yourself"
While chanting this drink the concoction in the chalice and I may just make an appearance in your room!
Side Note: I will not be held responsible for any furniture destroyed by paint including but not limited to carpets,hardwood floors or tiles. To the farmers out there I will not be held responsible for any headless pure white goats. Lastly I will also not be held responsible for any stomach pumping hospital bills or possible deaths caused by this ritual.
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Side-note: For legal, health and my inability to astral travel and pop up on request purposes I propose you go with Option 2
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